Why should I use a bidet?

We know what you like. We know what you need.

The Hiney Helper understands you and all your desires. Here are our Six Significant Reasons why you need to experience booty bidet bliss:

1. A Bidet is More Efficient and Hygienic

This may seem obvious, but a bidet simply works better. A spray of fresh water cleans much more efficiently than a swipe with a little paper. It’s the difference between smearing muddy boots with a flimsy paper towel or cleaning them with a hose. A bidet is designed to clean up all your nether regions, from the anus to the genitalia. If you want to feel clean all day long, a bidet is the way to go.

2. A Bidet Helps with Health Problems

For people who suffer from hemorrhoids, constipation, chronic diarrhea, or other health issues, simply going number 2 can mean more than a normal amount of discomfort in cleaning down below. Traditional wiping can also cause UTIs, yeast infections, and anal fissures (WHAT?). Even chafing can be both painful and embarrassing. A bidet makes a lousy shit-uation more comfortable and simple.

3. A Bidet is More Environmentally Friendly than Toilet Paper

There’s so much waste in our waste! Americans use almost 60 sheets of toilet paper daily. According to National Geographic, toilet paper wipes out 27,000 trees per day. When you put a bidet in your home, you’re doing your part in helping to cut this number down and keep more trees in the ground. And according to one estimate, it takes 37 gallons of water to create a single roll of toilet paper. Compare that to the 1.3 gallons of water a week it takes for the typical user to splash themselves with the bidet, and the winner is clear.

4. Less Toilet Clogging with a Bidet

Toilet clogs are hella gross, and costly to fix! We’ve all been there: that moment when you flush the toilet, and instead of going down, it comes up. It causes a big panic! It’s mortifying, and if you have

to call a professional, it can also be super pricey. But when you have a bidet, you use a lot less toilet paper. Your plumbing will be less likely to clog up, making the need to call a flush fixer superfluous.

5. A Bidet Adds Luxury to Your Bathroom

The bidet is the ultimate bathroom upgrade, honey. Advanced bidet seats with temperature controls and slow closing seats bring a touch of class, comfort and ease to your already lavish lavatory. Visitors will be wowed and impressed by your attention to derriere detail.

6. Bidets are Super Cool!

Don’t roll your eyes at us, missy! More and more people across the country are finding out the advantages and benefits to having a bidet. Discover for yourself how a bidet contributes to a happier and healthier lifestyle. After all, you’ve earned posterior paradise.