WE LOVE BUTTS!! Every hiney is unique, however, we treat them all the same. At The Hiney Helper, we’re just like you. We’re not some huge impersonal mega-company. We want you to know that we’re dedicated to welcoming everyone of all gender expressions and sexualities, of all ethnicities, religious faiths, young and old. We want everyone to feel good about their poop shoots. We want to create a site that is fun and one that supplies information about personal cleaning while providing high quality bidets, bathroom and household related products. When you buy from The Hiney Helper, you have our assurance (get it?) that you’ll get a fabulous bidet with our personal pledge that you’ll never look back at traditional butt wiping again. We want your butt so clean, you could eat off it. Now there’s something to think about.